It has now been six months since I arrived in the Philippines and so much has happened. So to celebrate I have decided to blog about some of the stranger things about the Philippines that now seem ordinary. I still have those moments of realisation where I think “Bloody hell I’m living in the Philippines” and the words ‘It’s More Fun in the Philippines’ which are written everywhere, certainly show their true meaning.
So after six months what have I noticed? Firstly my English seems to have deteriorated, when talking to Filipinos you find yourself missing out words to make yourself easier to understand. Your sentences get shorter and you speak louder. On the other hand my Tagalog has improved and I now can say a few phrases such as ‘how are you’ and ‘thank you’. I also know that ‘suso’ means snail but whatever you do don’t mispronounce it otherwise you will get some strange looks as Niamh found out. Suso also means breast and this was particularly funny when followed by the word ‘Massarrap’ meaning delicious. That mistake won’t be made again.
Fieldwork often requires music and so the radio is always on in our car. Sadly I have come to learn that radio stations out here are very different to those at home and there are only two words that can describe it ‘old’ and ‘cheese’. With songs from Aerosmith, ABBA, Take That (the first time around) and Whitney Houston blasting out. The only light relief given is by new songs from the likes of One Direction and JLS and I’m pretty sure that isn’t much better. Coming from someone who is much more interested in bands such as MUSE there are many moments where Niamh sits in the front singing and often dancing along and I have been forced to hold my head in shame. However sometimes you just have to embrace the cheese and enjoy yourself.
There are many things in the Philippines which are just downright strange to us westerners and although that certainly isn’t a bad thing it can result in some funny moments. Driving by one our sites is the sign ‘ELF For Hire’ which became a big conversational point as all we could think of was why would you want to hire an elf? And with one conversation I said that hiring an elf for Christmas would be a good idea. To which the words I think that’s racism were uttered leaving me very confused. It turns out they thought I was talking about dwarves but I guess that is another conversation all together. It was later explained to us that ELF actually meant a type of truck but I think our version was much better.
Another thing that I find unusual here is the lack of knowledge regarding innuendo and with the country being highly religious I often wonder if things like innuendo are even noticed. Not that I am complaining of course because this can lead to yet more funny signage. Outside another one of our sites is a tiny shop selling drinks, sweets and cigarettes. These stores all have signs made by Coca Cola or Smart (a mobile phone network) where the name of the shop is then written in big letters near the bottom. This particular store is called ‘Dick Store’. Unfortunately I haven’t yet been able to take a photo of it as there always seems to be a large group of men stood outside but I guess that would only add to the hilarity of the photograph when I finally have the courage. And of course when you see such odd things everyday it’s impossible not to agree with the slogan ‘More Fun in the Philippines!’
There are also many great things about living here and one of them has to be the animals that we interact with. At one of our study sites lives a family of puppies that over the last three months have gone from being wary of us to actively running towards us when our car comes along the road. I was always told to be careful of dogs in the Philippines as rabies is still a common disease out here but this family is very different.
After spending many hours out in the field it is a welcome relief to be able to sit down and play with the dogs which are affectionately known as Askals, meaning street dog. This is ridiculously clear with our little family as all the puppies look completely different. As there are so many of them Niamh and I decided to name them…. Pascal which should be pronounced in an Irish accent is our favourite, Bourneville is a chocolate colour, Wiley looks like a Coyote, Sunshine is a glorious ginger colour, Batman has massive ears, Savannah looks like a Hyena and Squishy is the poor puppy we hit with the car but is alive and well. Pascal is the friendliest of the little group always trotting over to us and waiting at our feet to be picked up. As time has gone by the other puppies have also warmed up to us and to our great surprise only last week Wiley decided to come and sit by me to have her ears scratched. We have found a great little set of friends but their future is not a good one as many dogs out here fall ill and die without veterinary help. Many of the dogs we have come across here are in a sorry state suffering from many illnesses but the most obvious has to be mange. In many cases it would sadly be kinder to put the dog down as the only reason many dogs are kept here is to act as guard dogs.
Over the past two months I have been concentrating on my work with rodents and this has sadly meant that birds have had to step out of the limelight. I was still content with watching them fly over the rice-fields and listening to their various calls. But now it seems that other people have begun to notice them too, which is great, not just for the birds but also for me. It has given me an opportunity to share what I know in the hope that other people will enjoy watching them too. Of course I owe a big thank you for my new found knowledge to Richard or Ricebirder who has been an excellent tutor, teaching me all about birds in the Philippines from the moment I arrived.
During one morning on fieldwork we were out measuring and marking out quadrats in the rice-fields. In the coconut trees behind us there was a loud screeching noise which I thought I recognised but I couldn’t be sure what was making it. I tried for most of the morning, scanning the trees and trying not to tangle our makeshift quadrat, to see what bird had been making the noise but seeing nothing. Niamh had also noticed the sound and asked me what it could be. It wasn’t until much later that I heard the noise again but this time much closer and followed by a second screech. Flying towards me was a pair of Brown Shrikes having a midair fight. They were extremely agile twisting and turning with the probable aim of using their sharp beaks. It was great to watch and also a bit of a surprise too because Brown Shrikes have been away on migration so this was the first time I had seen them returning. I stopped Niamh and she turned around to watch the birds too. It was great to not only be able to identify them but see the fight up close.
Even though my main passion has always been mammals and I am now lucky enough to work on a project involving mammals I have to admit that I do miss sitting and watching the birds. They are such a visual group of animals that it is so easy to take them for granted and I will not be making that mistake again.